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Lies Your Pregnancy Tracker Is Telling You

If there’s one realization you come to very quickly after you find out you’re expecting, it’s that the first trimester is really freakin’ boring. After the initial excitement of the positive pee stick, telling the people you’re closest with, buying the baby books etc., there’s not a whole hell of a lot to do while you wait […]

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If Your Pregnancy Tracker Was Honest With You

Week 4: CONGRATULATIONS! If you already know you’re pregnant, you are going to have one long fucking pregnancy. Buckle up, sista; 10 months is a long ass time (yeah, you heard that right. You’re gonna be pregnant for 10 months.) Cheers! Oh wait, better make yours a seltzer. Week 6: That pregnancy glow everyone talks […]

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The Five People You Meet in Pregnancy

It’s a fact: all the opinionated, judgmental, handsy naysayers come out of the woodwork when you get pregnant. Suddenly, everyone wants a piece of the pie.  Some of the bold (read: obnoxious) ones will tell you exactly how you should cook the pie; the bolder still will try to get their grubby little paws right on […]

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